Funny Coffee Quotes for the Coffee Lovers

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Funny Coffee Quotes

  • I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.

            – Flash Rosenberg

  • Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.

  • Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

– Star Trek: Voyager

  • I have measured out my life with coffee spoons

          – T.S.Eliot

  • What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee.

         -Anthony Trollope

  • I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.

           – Howard Schultz

  • What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.

             – Henry Rollins

  • Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.

              – Stephanie Piro

  • What do you want?” “Just coffee. Black – like my soul.”

          – Cassandra Clare

  • I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.

          – Flash Rosenberg

  • Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.

       – Star Trek: Voyager

  • Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.

                – Thomas Jefferson

  • I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.

      – Napoleon Bonaparte

  • The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.

             Oliver Wendell 

  •  May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short

  •  I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. 

         – Howard Schultz

  •  Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.

 -Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

 

  • Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.

          .- Turkish proverb

  •  But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee.

        – David Lynch

  • If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

          – David Letterman

  • Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.

          – Thomas Jefferson

  • Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

– Justina Chen

  •  Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.

              – J.S. Bach
  • Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.

          – Alexander King

  • Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

           – Charles Maurice 

  •            Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.

  – Stephanie Piro

  •  It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.

           – Donna A. Favors

  • The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.

             Oliver Wendell 

  • I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.

– Megan Mullally

  •  Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

            -Earl Wilson

  • I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.

          – Martha Quinn

  • As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

             Cassandra Clare

  • Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

            David Letterman

  • I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.

             Howard Schultz

  • When traveling with someone, take large dose of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.

            Helen Hayes

  • Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.

      Stephanie Piro

  • He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.

            Josephine Baker   

  • It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.

          Donna A. Favors

 

  • The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

             James Mackintosh

 

  • If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

           Abraham Lincoln

 

  • I could smell myself awake with that coffee.

             Jaesse Tyler

  • Coffee first. Schemes later.

           Leanna Renee Hieber

  • The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.

          Theodore Roosevelt

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